I did a thing

animentality:

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oldroots:

prothocrice:

y’all havin a good september?

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wrenbird asked:

bob belcher from bob’s burgers

penandinkprincess:

does-this-character-eat-pussy:

Does Bob Belcher from Bob’s Burgers eat pussy?

Yes

No

this is the funniest thing i have never considered in my LIFE, and i thank you for that

thyrell:

crimegoku:

thyrell:

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

*sticks to you*

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

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quasi-normalcy:

theknightlywolfe:

ALT

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fangorn-forest:

children heed my warning. one day your body’s check engine light will come on and demand that you start eating so many vegetables and whole grains. do not ignore it.

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quextionmarks:

quextionmarks:

i love scrolling past x reader fics

he is NOT doing that to me

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janokenmun:

dajo42:

dajo42:

does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

the question was always “do you really think that guy should be allowed in” and it was like…. first off you made him up to get mad at for some reason. second off yeah he can come in if he wants. hes aromantic of course he can. other stuff doesnt matter to me. what are you a cop. why are you policing peoples identities so hard

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valtsv:

my shoulder angel and devil are too busy having gay sex to care about anything i’m doing

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